Score: 8

"Stop apologizing so much"

submission: You are NOT Japanese!

date: August 31, 2004

I docked you a few points because you're too apologetic. If you're going to insult wanna-be Americans who think they're experts on Japanese culture because they watched every episode of Pokemon and collect Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, do it with conviction!

I must ask...what is the song playing in the background?

Score: 9

"Horray."

submission: *!The Beer Song!*

date: August 12, 2004

Good job! A CS clan made a flash movie (which wasn't as good) using the same song and Comorat stole it and posted it on NG as his own (and got busted). Since you're not a thief like Comorat, I'm giving you extra bonus points.

Score: 7

"Fix the zit on your model's face"

submission: The NewGrounds Machine

date: July 19, 2004

Submitted. It's spelled s-u-b-m-i-t-t-e-d. Two Ts.