Score: 8

"Stop apologizing so much"

submission: You are NOT Japanese!

date: August 31, 2004

I docked you a few points because you're too apologetic. If you're going to insult wanna-be Americans who think they're experts on Japanese culture because they watched every episode of Pokemon and collect Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, do it with conviction!

I must ask...what is the song playing in the background?

Score: 9

"Horray."

submission: *!The Beer Song!*

date: August 12, 2004

Good job! A CS clan made a flash movie (which wasn't as good) using the same song and Comorat stole it and posted it on NG as his own (and got busted). Since you're not a thief like Comorat, I'm giving you extra bonus points.

Score: 7

"Fix the zit on your model's face"

submission: The NewGrounds Machine

date: July 19, 2004

Submitted. It's spelled s-u-b-m-i-t-t-e-d. Two Ts.

Score: 5

"Blah..."

submission: aLiveJournal: 11/02/2002

date: November 4, 2002

I wasn't all that impressed, but I voted 5 when I learned you played DDR. haha... ;P

Score: 3

"Needs clocks"

submission: <3

date: November 1, 2002

tick-tock... ^_^ <3 :D

Score: 9

"OFFENSE, INSULTING, AND DEGRADING!"

submission: A+

date: October 31, 2002

This movie is extremely offensive to those suffering from Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome (TPS), children whom have been born with buttocks where their heads should be. You should be ashamed of yourself! If I or someone I cared about suffered from TPS, I know I would be mad and protesting to have this cartoon removed from Newgrounds!! But I don't, so I find this funny as shit!...LOL... "A+"

Score: 6

"hahaha!"

submission: oompa loompa returns...

date: October 31, 2002

It's baaaaaaaaaack! And it doesn't look like it's going to be blammed! ;P What is this...the third try? It just goes to show that: If at first your flash gets blammed, upload, upload again!

I didn't give you a top score because you still need puking sounds for Mr. Fatass.

Score: 3

"What the hell...?"

submission: the final nightmare

date: October 30, 2002

Good graphics, but what the fuck was I watching for 3 1/2 minutes? Don't waste your talents on crap like this. What's the message here? Doors and pennies make you cry? You hate doing chin-ups in high school because the bar makes your hands bleed? Does looking at your bad haircut in the mirror make you THAT depressed? I wish lightning would turn my house into a castle. Sorry man, but I have to agree with the last guy...this movie is bad. Nightmare scenes in foreign amateur French films make more sense than this. C'mon...you can do better! :D

Score: 9

"Fun game, great music!"

submission: Pong! the Beaver

date: October 29, 2002

You really should offer an MP3 of the background music on your website or link to it in the author's comments section! :D

Score: 8

"Yeah!"

submission: Vader vs. The Borg

date: August 21, 2002

Did some of your Vader movies get blammed? Upload them again! These rule! You need to make more of these and get NG to give you your own series icon!